me and bae having sex

  • bae: mmm yeah fuck me baby
  • me: put a quarter in the swear jar

chromedomed:

legomance:

how many ants are need to fill an apartment

tenants

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xxlastking:

everything is 95 cents 

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Timestamp: 1413691146

xxlastking:

everything is 95 cents 

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shouldnt:

That moment when you don’t want a conversation to end but don’t know what else to sayimage

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mrmeriwether:

yeahbanero-bells:

wolvensnothere:

Whoa.

I read this out loud to boyfriend and he just went “ohhhhhhhhh” 

CEOs all runnin around terrified of blue shells from the homeless

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Timestamp: 1413691026

mrmeriwether:

yeahbanero-bells:

wolvensnothere:

Whoa.

I read this out loud to boyfriend and he just went “ohhhhhhhhh” 

CEOs all runnin around terrified of blue shells from the homeless

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